Hu hu hu hu heh yeah. Going out and playing around with chickenpox almost killed you all. You see, I spent a lot of time going to law school, and I was able to go because I have a slightly higher intellect than others. What the hell does that have to do with American history? The script was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with writer Trisha Nixon. Kenny's family's poor; they live in the ghetto. They get into a fight and return home. By Amy Norton HealthDay Reporter. They couldn't connect with each other as much, since their lives were so different, and inevitably, they stopped speaking to each other. Stuart McCormick • My dad says America needs both rich and poor to survive, but I have a better idea. Going down to South Park, gunna have myself a time. They're, Damn it, Stanley, you had us worried sick! Uh, that's a good question, Kyle. He really is a sick weirdo. The church ended up to be a get-rich-quick scheme resulting in her father's death. And I'm pretty sure that strange little boy Kenny has the chickenpox right now. We got a ColecoVision hooked up to the black-and-white TV. Plus, I have to get my parents back just as much as you do. Factsheets on infectious diseases. I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts! Your daughter never had the chickenpox as a little child, I take it? Lyrics to 'South Park Theme' by South Park. Sahay, remember that time we built the fort in your mom's back yard? South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet town, badly affecting Mr. Hankey. Did you boys have a good time fishing? In the ghetto In the ghetto, "My dad is the smartest guy in the whole wide world. Does everybody have to do it, or just me? Their parents visit and explain why they tried to give them chickenpox. Why would he invite me fishing and then turn into a complete bastard? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Ooh, I have them somewhere else, poopiekins. It's true. S2 • E11. Oh my God! Let's just get in our sleeping bags and get this night over with. You know, most people don't realize that chickenpox is actually a form of herpes. The good news is, you have a clean bill of health. They don't even have cable! Chickenpox. South Park Transcripts. Oh they jus' grew apart, I guess. I feel like I can write a better script than you guys have. I don't know what they're planning next, but it can't be good! The 17th episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on May 20, 1998. Well that's too bad. Hey Dad. "In the Ghetto" • And, uh Stuart, I think I owe you an apology. When I was a child, my mother had me go over to a little girl's house who had the chickenpox, just so I would get it. When Snook first received the script, written by Brisbane-based twins Michael and Peter Spierig, she jumped to the conclusion many others have done before and since. Stuart? Symptoms usually develop 10–12 days after exposure to an infected person and last 7–10 days. That bitch! Just half my ass. I'm sure your husband's a fine man. Bubbe, how would you like to spend the night at your friend Kenny's house again? Well I don't know. Jefferson Davis Stan. Well, I'm sure you'll find another job soon. Well, I hope you boys learned your lesson. Let's get them together! "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" is the ninth episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. Let's just have a slumber party here. Hey! We don't have a Nintendo. Yes, die. All right, it's off to bed with you, young man. They all laugh over the whole situation until Kenny suddenly dies from chickenpox. South Park. Anyone in NSW born during or after 1966 who does not have evidence of measles immunity, can access free MMR from general practitioners. Going down to South Park gunna leave my woes behind Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR! Cartman, do you remember how we all spent the night at Kenny's a couple of days ago? What kind of sick weirdo is he? You put 'em in the toaster and you cook 'em! Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods. Snoqualmie, WA +1 location • Remote. Now get your buns out here! Well, all I can say is, he's better have Nintendo. It is said that "the poxwill be harder to cure if contracted as an adult, to the point of becoming potentially lethal.". Seasons 1 To 5 | Seasons 6 To 10 | Seasons 11 To 20 Season One: The 'School Days' song was a hit in 1907 and 1908, first recorded by Byron G. Harlan. I'm sending homework to all the children who are out sick. Yyup, it looks like you've got chickenpox alright. Oh no, I must have caught it from Kenny last night. Oh, Phillip, I'm so glad everything turned out for the better. This page covers Shout Outs found in South Park. Created by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Brian Graden. He didn't invite you. Oh, uh, no thanks, I brought my own. We just want to be cautious and monitor her here. The parents decide that the boys should get the disease while they're young. First, you let Kenny spit in your mouth. It sucked ass! Uhco-uh, come on in, I was jus' makin' dinner. Description. Kyle talks to his father about his friendship with Kenny's dad. You're a bitter old drunk, just like your father! D-hude, this is gonna be so killer. Chickenpo--? You have been "Rehashing" all season. 08/26/1998. Don't you worry, Stanley, you're going to be okay. Not Mr. Garrison, Ma. Stanley? Come on! (s19e02) The City Part … Now moving on all fours and wheezing uncontrollably, his cellular structure will regress into a gelatinous mass of--. Everyone else has chicken herpes. Randy?! At Xingu National Park, a neighboring area, there was a varicella outbreak in 1999, reaching 5.8% of the inhabitants, 20% of whom were over 15 years of age. It's my Urkel sleeping bag. No, Kitty! They ask him how they can get revenge on their parents, and give them herpes. Well, darling, I have to tell you something. No, it means that you won't be able to live anymore. In 2000, an outbreak of varicella occurred in 94.6% of 278 Araweté Indians, in the state of Pará, with 3% death (personnal communication). Well, you certainly have aab- humble home, Mrs. McCormick. NSW Health is again warning passengers on an international flight to be alert for signs and symptoms of measles, after a woman, who acquired the infection while visiting family in the Philippines, was diagnosed with the infection.The woman was infectious during her flight from Singapore arriving at Sydney International Airport on 22 January. Dude, seriously, you'd better stop being so poor, or else I'm gonna start huckin' rocks atcha. Damn it! Robert Redford decides to move the Sundance Film Festival from Park City, Utah, to South Park. You have to be, Well, there's old Frida down on Main Street. What the hell did I just do? ", No I don't understand it, Dr. Schwartz, he's. Are you sure you stayed over at Kenny's house? Now Kevin, we ain't got enough for everybody. Randy, hurry, he's burning up! Stuart McCormick • Haha--. ...and then the doctor said that it's much worse as you get older. I don't know what else to do. It's a good thing we got her to the hospital in time. We have gods and clods. Terrance, you're giving up your ass for me? It took us damn near two years to finish it. Upon finding out, the boys plot revenge. The boys' mothers each deliberately try to give them chickenpox from a sleepover at Kenny's, who has chickenpox. It won't be any easy death, either. Come on, fatass, we're gonna get 'em. Yes. He has taught me that all poor people are actually things called clods. I set the whole thing up. Noo, no. That's not crazy at all, Sharon. How would you boys like to have a little slumber party at your friend Kenny's house tonight? (Well, there's gonna be a bunch of rats until they put the freakin' ceiling in.). We've gotta get out of here. Is it true that you and Kenny's dad used to be best friends when you were young? What makes you think I would know anything about. I don't give a rat's ass about him. And so, children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a policeman. Are there any other questions? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Kenny, honey, if you're going to sneeze, sneeze on them. Chef makes some money by selling his chocolate salty balls. When you're uh-unemployed, weekends are meaningless. The chickenpox will slowly move down his trachea into his lungs. Children, what are you doing here? It is located here! Kenny gets chickenpox and the parents use this as an opportunity to have the other boys get it as well. Well, that's the problem. What am I supposed to do with frozen waffles, clamhead?! Kyle discovers that his parents lied to him and intended for him to get chickenpox. Give me some of that calamine lotion, Cartman. It is located here! Hormone Imbalance Stan. It's impossible. Since she is twelve years old, the disease has a short but very risky effect on her health. The park in Michigan on Lake Superior now has 15 wolves following the transfer of seven from Canada over the weekend. Measles is a highly contagious infectious disease caused by measles virus. Kyle's parents organize another sleepover that night for Kyle. So tell me if I'm crazy, but I started thinking that we should. Give your sister a kiss and then we have to go. Frida • Please also refer to the NSW Health media releases page for important public health information and warnings.. January 2021. Well, because Kenny's family doesn't have as much money as we do. "I'm a Believer", Images • But we've been playing for eight hours. Something'll come along. Isn't it coool? Well just be thankful we got you here in time. Six came from Michipicoten Island and one from the Ontario mainland. Stuart McCormick is an out-of-work alcoholic who frequently abuses his wife. Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Butters Stotch Kenny McCormick Clyde Donovan Wendy Testaburger Craig Tucker Token Black Timmy Burch Tammy Nelson Emily Anderson Jenny Simon Tommy Edwards Principal Victoria Mr. Mackey Mr. Adler Mr. Garrison Mrs. Melman Nurse Bronski Frog King Sparrow Prince Catatafish Vernon and his mom Selena Gomez Singers Story Elements … " Chickenpox " " Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods " "Chickenpox" is the tenth episode of Season Two, and the 23rd overall episode of South Park. Come 'ere, Kitty! Come on, Stanley. ; Max from Sam & Max: Freelance Police.Sometimes, he's making lewd sexual come-ons and innuendo about sadomasochism, masturbation and drug use. Romantic Relationships Ex-Girlfriend. " Ike's Wee Wee/Script " The official script for " Chickenlover " was released by South Park Studios. (KFC Episode doesn't count). No way, dude! I haven't done it for a while, though. Will you check my ass for abnormalities? Yehah, well, unfortunately my husband is a washed-up hunk of shit! Uh, don't worry, Kyle. Extras • Well, your teacher sent this stuff over for you to do while you're sick. Chickenpox (s02e10) Spookyfish (s02e15) Red Badge of Gayness (03e17) Quintuplets 2000 (s04e04) Cartman Joins NAMBLA (s04e05) How to Eat With Your Butt (s05e10) Kenny Dies (s05e13) Ladder To Heaven (s06e12) Best Friends Forever (s09e04) Sexual Healing (s14e01) Mysterion Rises (s14e12) Coon vs Coon and Friends (s14e13) The Poor Kid (s15e14) Where my Country Gone? After the sleepover, Stan and Cartman come down with chickenpox while Kyle has remained healthy. Come on, dude. Chinpokomon Soldier Stan. I guess it's much better to get it when you're young. Yeah, yeah, I guess we were. The boys talk to Frida and pay her to contaminate their parents' things so that they will get sick too. The eponymous character of Street Angel is a 12-year-old, homeless, alcoholic Sociopathic Hero who at one point mistakes a Double Entendre for a euphemism for cannibalism. Best friends, and now we're going to share the same ass. So I could be sitting in the hospital waiting to die, like Stan?! I wonder why our moms want us to sleep over at Kenny's so bad. Union Soldier Stan . Policy Distribution System (PDS) All policy documents applicable to the NSW Health system are issued by the Ministry of Health through the Policy Distribution System. Kenny's not really my friend, Ma. Say, Terrance? Don't you guys feel like brushing your teeth first? At Kenny's house, Kyle is forced to do many unusual things by Sheila in order for him to get chickenpox. We're going down to-uhh Happy Burger for some milkshakes. ", Mom, answer that! Well you get it by sharin' relations with somebody who already has it. In the ghetto, And his momma cried But if they were such good friends it seems silly that they don't even talk anymore. And have Shelly kick my ass? Well at least I'm not gonna die from it like. Huh? There seems to be a small epidemic going around. Watch Episode. We're doing an anal transplant. It says on the bottle that too much can be bad. But I still need people to pump my gas, and make my French fries, and fix my laundry machine when it breaks down. So how was it? Gerald and Stuart's fishing trip goes horribly wrong. Frida • After Randy and Sharon discover how dangerous the disease is to older kids, they contact the other parents. What? We're here to have a slumber party with Kenny. Category page. They knew that staying at Kenny's house would get us sick, and they made us do it anyway. Not too much, hon. It originally aired on August 26, 1998.[1]. It has to last a while. 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